February 2012
When you feel fat, remember that the earth weighs about 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons.
( ) I feel much better now!
(x) How do you say that number?!
6 quadrillion and 588 trillion tons.
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As I see me:
As my friends see me
As my mother sees me:
When my friend has a sunburn
When you hit your funny bone and you're just like
When your bestfriend gets to leave early from class
When someone "Likes" an old album you have on Facebook... →
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“WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BACK THERE?”
When food has no taste because you're sick:
"YOUR PASSWORD IS TOO WEAK."
When your parents used to count to 3 when you were in trouble.
Them: “ONE.”
You:
Them: “TWO.”
You:
Them: “THR-“
You:
When you grow up you start to appreciate the things you once took for granted.
LIKE NAP TIME
90’S CARTOONS
AND BASIC MATH
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I really can’t picture anyone at all having a crush on me. I can’t picture anyone daydreaming about me. I can’t picture someone thinking about me when they’re laying in bed before they fall asleep. I can’t picture anyone telling their friends about me. I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I hugged them, or even just because I made eye contact with them. I can’t picture someone smiling because my name lit up their phone. I just can’t.
When you're sitting in class day dreaming
and then realize you have missed the whole lesson



















